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A woman hears her husband making all this fuss behind their bathroom door. She knocks and asks to come in. She goes in there to find her husband.  He says " The doctor prescribed suppositories for this stomach problem i have been having, and i just cant get them up there! Even the doctor had to shove the first one in to show me how it was done! And it took him ages, and man did it hurt!! "

"poor baby" says the wife. " Let me try, i dont mind"

Still angry, the husband bends over. His wife puts her left hand on his shoulder to brace him, and with her right hand, quickly and eaisly puts the suppositriy up her husbands rear end. The huband lets out a scream.

The wife says " oh my god! i didn't hurt you did i? "

He said "no, but i just realised, when the doctor did it, he had BOTH of his hands on my shoulder!!"