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The Horny Frog

Views(518) Created(4-17-08) Category ( Dirty )

One day a bear was chasing a rabbitt and some how they stumvled upon this frog and brought him back to life.

The frog said to both of them " Since you are the animals that rescued me, i will grant you 3 wishes each". Because the bear was so greedy he said " i'll go first, i wish that i was the only male bear in this forest" the frog clicked his fingers & he was now the only male bear in the forest.

Now it was the rabbits turn, " i wish for a helemt", the frog and bear were a little confuzzled but still he got his wish.

The bear's turn again " I wish that i was the only male bear in this state". The frog clicked his fingers again.

When it was the rabbitts turn he wished for a motorbike. He got it. Then the frog said " alright this is your last wish each"

The bear said " I wish that i was the only male bear in the world. It was granted.

Then the rabbit put on his helmet and started his motorike and just before he sped off, he said " I wish that the bear was gay"



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On April 19th 2008 himauror666 Said :
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cute
On April 19th 2008 xxpunkchik89xx Said :
xxpunkchik89xx ahahahahaha lmao!!!
On April 17th 2008 ImaSyn4Lyfe Said :
ImaSyn4Lyfe CHOCOLATE MILK! P.S. - This joke is gay.
On April 17th 2008 DNAte9959 Said :
DNAte9959 Taken before but still funny
On April 17th 2008 babiigurl919 Said :
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lol thats funny
On April 17th 2008 MCRsLover Said :
MCRsLover haha!