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A HUSBAND AND A WIFE WERE HAVING THEIR 1ST ANIVERSERY TODAY.

THE HUSBAND TOOK THE WIFE OUT TO DINNER, THEY FEASTED ON A SEAFOOD PLATTER AND WERE SOON HOME 2 HOURS LATER. THE WIFE WAS A BIT DISAPOINTED THAT THE HUSBAND DIDNT BUY HER A GIFT, SO DECIDED NOT TO GIVE HIM THE GIFT SHE BOUGHT FOR HIM.

THE NEXT DAY SHE KEPT DROPPING HINTS ABOUT A GIFT. WHEN SHE CAME HOME FROM WORK SHE FOUND A BRAND NEW SPORTS CAR IN THE DRIVE WAY. SHE RAN INTO THE HOUSE AND HUGGED THE HUSBAND.

HE FINALLY GOT HER TO SETTLE DOWN. SHE STARTED THANKING HIM FOR THE BEAUTIFUL NEW CAR. HE SAID WAIT A MINUTE. THAT CARS NOT FOR YOU. SHE SAID "WHOS IT FOR?". HE SAID "ME, CAUSE I HATE YOU AND IM LEAVING YOU" AND THEN HE DROVE OFF INTO THE DISTANCE.