Bar Football

Ok a gay guy walks into a redneck bar, and sits down to have a drink. The bar tender looks at him and says " I'm sorry we don't serve your kind in here, your gonna have to leave." The gay guy pleads his case that he just want to sit there and have a few drinks. 

  The Bar tender stands there and thinks for a sec...  Ok if you can beat me at a game of Bar Football you can sit here and drink all that you want. Gay guys looks at him and says "Ok how do you play"

Bar tenders says " 1st you down your beer and belch, gets you 6pts, then you pull down your pants and fart = extra point.

 Gay guy nods, and proceeds to down his beer and belches.  "6pts"  he says, and pulls down his pants and farts. Extra point he says as he smiles at the bar tender.

Now the bar tender is thinking to himself i cant be beat by a gay man. So he downs his beer and belches 6pts , and pulls down his pants..... gay guy runs up behind him and says BLOCK THAT KICK!!! BLOCK THAT KICK!!! BLOCK THAT KICK!!!