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Three Guys in Hell

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There are 3 guys in hell, devil says to them I'm gonna lock you in a room of vast size, you can have one thing and one thing only. Devil walks up to the first guy. and says " What do you want" guy looks at him and say;s " I want lots of fancy food, mountain's high. Devil nods and locks him into the room.

Then he walk up to the 2nd guy, and say;s " and u" . He looks up at the devil and says " I want nothing but sexy girls willing to put out when ever i want" devil nods and locks him into the room.

Devil walks up to the last guy and says " and what do you want" He pauses and says " Man I want the best weed in the world nothing but killer green" Devil nods and locks the door.

               1,000 Years later  

Devil unlocks the 1st door, opens door and  you see a Really over weight, can hardly walk. Looks up and says " Devil.... devil you gotta help me please" Devil looks down @ him and says " Fuck You"  Locks the door 

Devil unlocks the 2nd door, opens the door. You see herds of kids running around, old women dieng around. He looks up to him and says "Devil Devil you gotta help". Devil looks @ him and says "Fuck you" and locks the door.

Devil unlocks the 3rd door. opens the door. Pot runs up to him and screams " HEY MAN DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING LIGHTER" 

 



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On June 21st 2008 zmb216 Said :
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sorta funny
On December 17th 2007 KaneLynch Said :
KaneLynch you fail...
On August 28th 2007 MasterChong Said :
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... Stupid as fuckin hell... That's gay...
On June 26th 2007 lvm3932 Said :
lvm3932 isnt their suppose to be like fire in hell lol but still good surprise he didnt just eat the weed
On June 26th 2007 lvm3932 Said :
lvm3932 isnt their suppose to be like fire in hell lol but still good surprise he didnt just eat the weed
On June 25th 2007 iluvcla Said :
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grate love it
On June 25th 2007 flamomma Said :
flamomma That shit is so FUNNY!
On June 25th 2007 oxqredrecon Said :
oxqredrecon continued.... The Devil looks at him and says "Fuck You" and locks the door! lol no lighter no way to smoke it!
On June 25th 2007 oxqredrecon Said :
oxqredrecon continued.... The Devil looks at him and says "Fuck You" and locks the door! lol no lighter no way to smoke it!
On June 25th 2007 luvmybbyboy Said :
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see what happens when you smoke pit you forget important things
On June 25th 2007 MichaelsGirl6 Said :
MichaelsGirl6 hahah
On June 25th 2007 dieme Said :
dieme So the women were dying? After 1000 years? Shouldn't they be dead?
On June 25th 2007 highlighter7 Said :
highlighter7 i have those days sometimes..
On June 25th 2007 macnchaz Said :
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i dont get it...
On June 25th 2007 native12pride Said :
native12pride thats hella funny right there
On June 25th 2007 RoxanneDubois Said :
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tee hee hee. =]
On June 25th 2007 xxARIxx Said :
xxARIxx This is fucking hilaious man! I love it! (soooo, did the poor guy get a light or wut?)
On June 25th 2007 kaphersal Said :
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loved it
On June 25th 2007 sunflower33 Said :
sunflower33 that was hilarious.
On June 25th 2007 biggdawgbitch Said :
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grate love it.
On June 24th 2007 inlovewithc17 Said :
inlovewithc17 lol thats freakin hilarious do you have a lighter lol hes in hell he doesnt need a lighter theirs fire everywhere but thats funny
On June 23rd 2007 sweetmoweralab Said :
sweetmoweralab hahahahaha
On June 23rd 2007 SEQUOIAK Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On June 23rd 2007 s765 Said :
s765 Waw u just summed life … oh and people the lighter thing y ask the question when you know the answer…. So did he get it ? (joking ) Lovely work
On June 23rd 2007 Cybrmonkey92 Said :
Cybrmonkey92 omg this is totally funny but all these ppl totally didn't get it. HE'S IN HELL. THERE'S FIRE ALL AROUND. HE DOESN'T NEED A LIGHTER. god...