PEACHES

So this dude works at at peaches store...

A customer comes up and says, "What are you selling?"

dude: PEACHES!

customer: How much do they cost?

dude:PEACHES!

The manager comes up and says: "no no no, you're susposed to say 10 cents" then he left

another customer comes up and says"What are you selling?

dude: PEACHES!

customer: How much do they cost?

dude: 10 cents

customer: are they fresh?

dude: PEACHES!

The manager comes up and says: "no no no, you're susposed to say "yes, very fresh" then he left

then another customer comes up and says"What are you selling?

dude: PEACHES!

customer: How much do they cost?

dude: 10 cents

customer: are they fresh?

dude: yes, very fresh

customer: are they on sale?

dude: PEACHES!

The manager comes up and says: "no no no, you're susposed to say "not today, maybe tomorrow" then he left

the forth customer comes up and says"What are you selling?

dude: PEACHES!

customer: How much do they cost?

dude: 10 cents

customer: are they fresh?

dude: yes, very fresh

customer: are they on sale?

dude: not today, maybe tomorrow

a robber comes in and says: What are you selling?

dude: PEACHES!

robber: How much is in that cash register?

dude: 10 cents

robber: are you getting fresh with me?

dude: yes, very fresh

robber: do you want to die?

dude: not today, maybe tomorrow