Redneck Mom

A Redneck mom and her 27 children go into the supermarket one day.

Another woman walks up to her and says, " Aww, what beautiful children.  What are their names?"

The mother replies, "They are all named Billy."

The other woman says, "Well, what if you want to call them for dinner?"

"I say 'Billy, time for dinner'." says the redneck woman

The other woman says, "Well, what if you want them to go to bed?"

The Redneck replies, "I say 'Billy, time for bed'."

The other woman says, "Well, what if you only want to call one child?"

She says, "Oh......I call them by their last names"