Dad can i ask?

"Dad, can i ask you something?"
    "Sure! What about?"
    "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think
    it's just proper that i should own one."
    "And what is this 'one' you're referring to?"
    "Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?"
    "No."
    "My nipples are already prominent and it
    catches attention."
    "Nope."
    "It will be just proper at my age..."
    "I said no way...!"
    "But all of my friends wears.......!"
    "David! How many times shall i tell you that
    bras are for girls!?"