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The Lady In The Car

Views(1717) Created(7-10-07) Category ( Women )

I was down at the police station lately... don't ask why... I saw a lady in a cast sitting near me. I overheard her conversation with a police officer.

"Ma'am, have you been drinking tonight?"

"No, I had to dodge trees."

"What were trees doing in the road ma'am?"

"I dunno... I saw a pine tree and swerved to get a round it... and then another and another and another..."

Turns out she was just dodging the air freshener on her mirror.



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On July 17th 2007 chickenjoxoxo Said :
chickenjoxoxo thats prolly wat i'd do lmao
On July 16th 2007 oreoash Said :
oreoash funny, if you reworded it, it could be funnier
On July 15th 2007 hiimmegd1nonly Said :
hiimmegd1nonly LOL that's funny
On July 12th 2007 sloppyramen Said :
sloppyramen yeah- but i wanted to lean more towards the stereotype of women drivers.
On July 12th 2007 zentegi Said :
zentegi I think theres roots of a blond joke here
On July 12th 2007 ieatpuppies Said :
ieatpuppies GET OFF THE STAGE!!!!!!! *throws tomato*
On July 12th 2007 aquamud99 Said :
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booo
On July 12th 2007 jackieso Said :
jackieso cheesey
On July 12th 2007 1CARMELLA1 Said :
1CARMELLA1 lol funny
On July 11th 2007 sloppyramen Said :
sloppyramen uuh... this really happd to me- i dunno what u all are talkin bout!
On July 11th 2007 Whitnay11 Said :
Whitnay11 Not original... heard it.
On July 11th 2007 MusicBabe222 Said :
MusicBabe222 lol
On July 11th 2007 NATURELOVER1 Said :
NATURELOVER1 I'VE ALREADY HEARD THIS JOKE, BUT INSTEAD OF AN OLD LADY IT WAS A BLONDE. IT'S STILL FUNNY THOUGH!
On July 11th 2007 4ustinl0w31996 Said :
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that is kind of funny
On July 11th 2007 htcolorguardjc Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On July 10th 2007 lilryan089 Said :
lilryan089 ok...same old joke just reworded...GAY...find new jokes..
On July 10th 2007 chelebelle Said :
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funny stuff!!
On July 10th 2007 Geminii20 Said :
Geminii20 that was a joke?
On July 10th 2007 inluvwitluke13 Said :
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okay not as good as i thought it could have been
On July 10th 2007 tinkerbell8794 Said :
tinkerbell8794 it's okay
On July 10th 2007 jennalove2007 Said :
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lady drunk
On July 10th 2007 jinxie42 Said :
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so dumb...but funny
On July 10th 2007 gigglehottie Said :
gigglehottie haha nice
On July 10th 2007 ArmyAshley1374 Said :
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hahaha! OMGoodness. Nice
On July 10th 2007 kelseexdarlin Said :
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this is soo stupid