Last requests

When you're on deathrow, they give you whatever you want as a last meal. ANYTHING. But what if you couldn't decide? "I can't decide if I want steak or lobster?" They'd have to hold off the execution. I mean he really can't decide. For years, the papers read: "Execution Held Off- Man Cannot Make Up His Mind". Then 7 years later... "Okay I've decided, I'll take the steak."

"And how would you like that?"

"Oh, Crap.:("