christmas carols for the disturbed

*1. Schizophrenia --- Do you hear what I hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We three kings disoriented are.

*3. Dementia --- I think I'll be coming home for Christmas.

*4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Harold Angels sing about me.

*5. Maniac --- Deck the halls and the walls and the house and lawn and streets and stores and offices and cars and buses

*6. Paranoid --- Santa Clause is coming to town to get me.

*7. Borderline personality disorder --- Thoughts of roasting on an open fire.

*8. Personality disorder --- You better watch out I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why.

*9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy-can I have chocolate, why is France so far away?

*10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells,  Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells,