10 reasons

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Created(7-26-07)

Category ( Redneck )

Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck

1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.
8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples

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On December 13th 2007 princessb1988 Said :

	yep true redneck right therr

On July 28th 2007 lollypops120 Said :

	lol

On July 28th 2007 cdean3 Said :

	I LOVE THIS! =)

On July 26th 2007 Nadias2 Said :

	=P

On July 26th 2007 poker294 Said :

	COOL

On July 26th 2007 mauro341992 Said :

	11. if you paint your truck camoflause and can't find it the next day 12.if you work with your shirt off and so does your husband. 13.if your vacume cleaner has 4 wheel drive 14.it the gas in your truck is worth more than the truck itself 15.if you go to the grand opening of the new super walmart for your wedding aniverary 16.if you empty the bed of your truck by going in reverse very fast then stomping on the brakes with the tailgate down 17.if you have to drive more than a mile to get to your mail box 18.if you own more than 25 confederate flags in your home. 19.if you come back from the dump with more than you brought 20.if your excuse to the police for getting a speeding ticket is "sorry officer, I forgot to plug in my radar" 21.if that officer responds "this time we'll just give you a warning, next time make sure it's plugged in 22.if you have more vehicles that don't run than you do fingers 23.if you named you dog kunta (lol, my favorite) 24.if your dog wont respond when you call him toby. hahahaha XD 25.if you have seen the movie "roots" and know what 23 and 24 are about and are now laughing uncontrolably 26.if your closest neighbors are more than 5 miles away. 27.if you are laughing and saying to yourself "damn I'm one hell of a steriotypacal redneck" and mean it

On July 26th 2007 ilovehp7 Said :

	eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

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