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Views(1119) Created(5-17-07) Category ( Redneck )

"Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.

"Hey Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday Buddy"

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On December 21st 2007 foxracer318 Said :
foxracer318 thats redneck alright....lol. u got my vote
On August 30th 2007 yourmamsfacexc Said :
yourmamsfacexc haha, cute
On June 2nd 2007 SmellyCoco Said :
SmellyCoco I have heard this one 3 times already.....on this site...it's getting annoying
On May 21st 2007 kathiloca Said :
kathiloca Thats great!! LOl
On May 17th 2007 jillie4evabib Said :
jillie4evabib That is hilarious
On May 17th 2007 irishmm75 Said :
irishmm75 funny stuff
On May 17th 2007 rachieanniehel Said :
rachieanniehel alrighty then