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Two Indians and a Redneck were walking in the woods, all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave."

Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard a answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Redneck was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, was the other Indian crazy or what?

"No," said the Indian.

"It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."

Just then they saw another cave.

The Indian ran up to the opening of the cave stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Redneck wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!
It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!"

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation and then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"

With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the Local Newspaper read.."

NAKED REDNECK RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN!

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On February 17th 2008 mandaluvsricky Said :
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heh..its not that funny... :/
On January 24th 2008 holowygrl Said :
holowygrl that was pretty gay...
On January 22nd 2008 poemprincess Said :
poemprincess thats sooo funny!
On August 19th 2007 Bowers32 Said :
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lol
On July 11th 2007 rebelchild91 Said :
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that was funny, i liked it...
On June 30th 2007 HtexasH Said :
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hahhhaaha!
On June 27th 2007 Avi1313 Said :
Avi1313 Funny!
On June 18th 2007 tigerlvr Said :
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very nice i liked it
On May 30th 2007 manda36274 Said :
manda36274 cute
On May 21st 2007 kathiloca Said :
kathiloca Jeez...what a dumbass guy!!! LOL
On May 19th 2007 mylilmercury Said :
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that's funny,lol
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tigerbaby7644 lol
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becrox this is goooooood
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Toaditup lmfao!! thats great lol
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Cloeygirl86 thats funny
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KitKatManson this is funny
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On May 17th 2007 lukewbp Said :
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rubbish
On May 17th 2007 lukewbp Said :
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rubbish
On May 17th 2007 flipfreak69 Said :
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LMAO!! that was great..
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xkaelee hahahaha
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jillie4evabib that's a good 1!
On May 17th 2007 irishmm75 Said :
irishmm75 lmao
On May 17th 2007 beckwilliams7 Said :
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thats funny