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north vs south

Views(570) Created(5-16-07) Category ( Redneck )

The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes
The South has 'mater samiches

The North has coffeehouses
The South has Waffle Houses

The North has dating services
The South has family reunions

The North has switchblade knives
The South has Lee Press-on Nails

The North has double last names
The South has double first names

The North has Ted Kennedy
The South has Jesse Helms

The North has an ambulance
The South has an amalance

The North has Indy car races
The South has NASCAR

The North has Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal
The South has grits

The North has green salads
The South has collard greens and chitlins

The North has lobsters
The South has crawdads

The North has Distilleries, Breweries, and liquor stores
The South has stills, shine, and them ridgerunners

The North has the rust belt
The South has the Bible Belt

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On June 23rd 2008 ilovethejonas Said :
ilovethejonas screw fuckin yankees-rebels kick ass!
On July 6th 2007 Stephiel2004 Said :
Stephiel2004 The South kicks ass!
On June 10th 2007 FordGuy101 Said :
FordGuy101 yah right man south all the way!!!
On May 21st 2007 Yanks19 Said :
Yanks19 North is wayyyyyy better dude sorry but it really is
On May 21st 2007 Yanks19 Said :
Yanks19 Yankees Rock!
On May 16th 2007 skoalman25 Said :
skoalman25 nope southerners rule
On May 16th 2007 Hollwood2 Said :
Hollwood2 Yankees Rock!
On May 16th 2007 LaveMoofin333 Said :
LaveMoofin333 dang straight the north is better! [said from a girl in Tx who once lived in NY]
On May 16th 2007 bluehotpixie Said :
bluehotpixie hell yeah the south is better than the north