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redneck babies

Views(5634) Created(5-8-07) Category ( Redneck )

In the back woods of Arkansas, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. A doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.

To keep the nervous redneck busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."

Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.

"Whoa there Enus!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I think there's yet another wee one to come."

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby.

"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man...It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor.

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor, "Do ye think it's dat der light that's attractin' em?"




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On June 28th 2008 69LoveMeDead69 Said :
69LoveMeDead69 and it has to be Arkansas bcz? not all of us are THAT stupid. Nice joke tho.
On June 10th 2008 prissy3498 Said :
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lol!
On May 31st 2008 HotMama38 Said :
HotMama38 lol,this redneck sniffed in too much kersone
On April 20th 2008 moosegurl01 Said :
moosegurl01 lol gotta be a true redneck 2 get this one
On April 9th 2008 Wheeler87 Said :
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Fuckin Hilarious! Love it!
On March 10th 2008 Tinkie69 Said :
Tinkie69 its stupid
On February 17th 2008 mandaluvsricky Said :
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thats not funny...
On February 7th 2008 foxmulderfan Said :
foxmulderfan That is soooo not funny! Its stupid
On December 30th 2007 boymagnet69 Said :
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that is funny
On November 2nd 2007 raventpox Said :
raventpox lol, that's great
On October 18th 2007 booboosmommy19 Said :
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lol
On October 13th 2007 KARYN84 Said :
KARYN84 CUTE
On September 24th 2007 degrassinerd Said :
degrassinerd lmao thats funny lol
On September 10th 2007 BitBit1001 Said :
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LIKE MY DAD
On September 10th 2007 BitBit1001 Said :
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TYPICAL REDNECK
On September 10th 2007 somer25 Said :
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ha ha ha lol ha
On August 16th 2007 GuapaChica Said :
GuapaChica light attracts bugs like mosquitos and moths and the redneck thinks that the light is attracting babies..
On July 20th 2007 blondekali Said :
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I DONT GET IT!
On July 6th 2007 ChrisijS Said :
ChrisijS that was funny
On June 29th 2007 tararmcgill Said :
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omg thjat was funny
On June 28th 2007 DarkLite666 Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On June 27th 2007 ernlndsy Said :
ernlndsy light attracts flys.. the redneck thinks the light is bringin more babies.
On June 21st 2007 soccerbuddy1 Said :
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what?
On June 18th 2007 tooray Said :
tooray i don't get it
On June 14th 2007 shibagir Said :
shibagir that's cute!