the worst things in life are worse

when a kid's dad got home from work he found a note from his son. he opened it with trembling hands and read, "hey dad although i am 14 it's time i show you that i'm a man. so i have moved out too my 28 year old girlfriend's trailor in the woods. although you don't know her and she is a motorcyclist and has tattoos and piercings all over her body, i love. she has also convinced me that pot is good and healthy for you.she told me that i have gotten her pregnant and have to become a man and take care of the child with her. you can stop by anytime you want though." the dad was crying by now and then saw "P.S.: I'm just kidding im at my friends house playing basketball. I wrote this note to inform you that there are worse things in life than my report card which is in the cabinet drawer next too the refridgerator. call me and tell me when to come home when you have cooled down and it is safe for me."