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A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"


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On July 23rd 2008 odog6227 Said :
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Read it in a mag, but still funny
On November 3rd 2007 williamscott7 Said :
williamscott7 Heard it before, funny the first time, but it got old quickly
On August 13th 2007 jessee333 Said :
jessee333 Fuck, you cant post someone elses quiz.. Thumbs down on this.
On June 9th 2007 babygirl9493 Said :
babygirl9493 I don't know how many times I've read this before, but everytime I do, I crack up laughing.. and whoever's around me thinks I'm crazy!!!!
On May 15th 2007 GrinniE Said :
GrinniE No matter how many times I read this joke, it never gets old. XDD
On May 7th 2007 OTHillFan44 Said :
OTHillFan44 4th time I have read this today on this site! Get some original jokes!
On May 1st 2007 kandigirl08 Said :
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GAY PPL RULE!!!!
On April 28th 2007 etscamario Said :
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omg thats scary!!
On April 24th 2007 lil1flower Said :
lil1flower lol
On April 22nd 2007 thebob62 Said :
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third copy
On April 2nd 2007 Brittkashae Said :
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omg...it's soooo funny no matter how many times u haerd it or what version it is u cain't deny it's a good joke
On March 14th 2007 kim4043 Said :
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lol
On February 15th 2007 RooRoo444 Said :
RooRoo444 dang how many people r gonna tell this joke!
On January 27th 2007 ExaltedPoet Said :
ExaltedPoet heard it before and this is the short version also
On January 17th 2007 BaByGiRl937 Said :
BaByGiRl937 i heard it b4!!!
On January 2nd 2007 taylkiker Said :
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sounds good to me lol
On December 26th 2006 thinlizzy Said :
thinlizzy UUGH!! CROOKED ASS CONVICT!
On December 18th 2006 AJFrench Said :
AJFrench verbatim rip off of another person's joke. -1
On December 9th 2006 faoron Said :
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This one's already on here.
On November 18th 2006 luvinmymrguy Said :
luvinmymrguy ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
On November 16th 2006 mitchell38954 Said :
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funny!!!
On November 9th 2006 bbmiller Said :
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lol
On November 3rd 2006 howyoudoin2106 Said :
howyoudoin2106 LMAO!!!
On November 3rd 2006 skunchy Said :
skunchy joke jackin
On October 22nd 2006 BadKaos26 Said :
BadKaos26 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!