I got sooo drunk....

Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this    party they were at    the night before. 1st guy: Man, I was so drunk that last night I got    home and blew chunks.    2nd guy: Oh yeah? Well, I was so drunk that on the way home I was    pulled over and given    a DUI! 3rd guy: That's nothing. I was so drunk that on the way home I    picked up a    prostitute and my wife caught us in bed! 1st guy: No, no.. you guys    don't understand!    Chunks is my dog.