"Don't Do Drugs" (Very Funny)
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this...
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...and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge.
"And you, how did you do?", he asked the second boy, "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?!?", "Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles)
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I said (pointing to the small circle) "this is your butthole before prison,
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this...
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...and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge.
"And you, how did you do?", he asked the second boy, "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?!?", "Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles)
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I said (pointing to the small circle) "this is your butthole before prison,
Please Login to post comments| On January 12th 2009 Atlangel5 Said: |
| heard it before but it still makes me laugh |
| On January 9th 2009 xxxshylaxxx Said: |
| haha XD |
| On January 9th 2009 Jesusdosntluvu Said: |
| heard it before but still funny |
| On January 9th 2009 SweetNSexy1540 Said: |
| haha thats great |
| On January 9th 2009 mewgrl Said: |
| omg lol! XD |
| On January 9th 2009 418241 Said: |
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| lol
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| On January 9th 2009 LaineyX Said: |
| Lmao! XD |
| On January 9th 2009 seekerovtruth Said: |
| chuckles :) |
| On January 9th 2009 Terri7782 Said: |
| wow! thats crazy |
| On January 9th 2009 chelsea161718 Said: |
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| lol that is funny!!! |
