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Recipe for UnDeviled Eggs

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I just made this up myself and I thought it was cute enough to post. :)

UnDeviled Eggs

Gather together Broken Eggs, Cracked Eggs, and as many Rotten Eggs as you can find.

(do not separate) and allow them marinate in their stench until the urge to purge is overwhelming.

Generously add fear, anxiety, anger, resentments, addictions, broken relationships and any other garbage laying around and allow mixture to stew until odor brings tears to your eyes.

With a Jesus stick, gently but firmly beat the devil out of them until smooth and creamy white.

Sprinkle with hope and love.

Garnish with forgiveness.

Serve with broke bread and wine.

Note: No need to refrigerate as they will not perish but have everlasting life.



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On April 3rd 2008 AnimaniacAsh Said :
AnimaniacAsh that was good hope you don't mind if I tell some of my friends abaut it! -Ash
On March 23rd 2008 nickynicole901 Said :
nickynicole901 oook
On March 21st 2008 lillex64 Said :
lillex64 haha
On March 19th 2008 ALIESAM21 Said :
ALIESAM21 huh? interesting!
On March 18th 2008 hpriestess Said :
hpriestess I like it! My ex-husband's family loved it when I made "deviled eggs" for holiday get togethers. It got to the point where I had to make 2 dozen (yes, you know how much that is) to have enough for everyone. My father-in-law had a mischevious sense of humour and always called them "Satanic eggs" but he ate them all the same. lol
On March 4th 2008 lisaljb Said :
lisaljb lol it was a cute joke and made me laugh, I live in Iowa, and I have never heard the phrase Jesus stick used. Perhaps it's just an illinois thing? lol
On March 4th 2008 gonzo4201 Said :
gonzo4201 what Egg am I? haha, very good
On March 3rd 2008 surefirefailur Said :
surefirefailur I love a good 'ole play on words!
On March 3rd 2008 sixtiesdoll Said :
sixtiesdoll This is good! I love the added ingredients!
On March 3rd 2008 MCRsLover Said :
MCRsLover good job! thats cool
On March 3rd 2008 mcihellejane Said :
mcihellejane "Jesus Stick" yeah I know all 'bout that!! Anyhow, the joke/recipe--loved it! Me thinks you did a good job :)))
On March 2nd 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster thanks you for the recipe
On March 2nd 2008 seekerovtruth Said :
seekerovtruth I don’t know if it’s a Midwest thing or if it’s because I say it and that’s why I hear it said back sometimes but around here we say “Don’t make me get the Jesus Stick”. lol I know I had to be beat over the head with it a few times myself before it sunk in. hahaha
On March 2nd 2008 joabizz Said :
joabizz haha!! very cute June
On March 2nd 2008 Pikkakard Said :
Pikkakard lol... do you think that recipe would really work?
On March 1st 2008 InvisibleFlame Said :
InvisibleFlame aww I like it!! Good first joke!!!
On March 1st 2008 spongbobsgirl Said :
spongbobsgirl i like it...can i get some 4 my ex-boyfriend???
On March 1st 2008 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 I get it...its cute
On March 1st 2008 manbearpig6969 Said :
manbearpig6969 I don't get it.....
On March 1st 2008 seekerovtruth Said :
seekerovtruth It's my first attempt at writing a joke. hehe