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Little Johnny

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One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises their hand.
The teacher says "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck?" Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe. "Very good Sally," the teacher replies.
Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up their hands.
"See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?" Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra. "Very good Billy," the teacher replies.
Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students holds up their hand.
"See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?" Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint, it's something your mother calls your father."
Johnny shouts out "I know what it is, it's a horny bastard."



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On April 25th 2008 thdecwinter Said :
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lmao man ! FUNNY !
On April 22nd 2008 xoxdanicaxox Said :
xoxdanicaxox lol i heard a different version but this one is way better
On April 20th 2008 XxbloodstainxX Said :
XxbloodstainxX I had a huge laugh thanks to that.
On April 20th 2008 FOXYladyTONI Said :
FOXYladyTONI lol funny..
On April 19th 2008 Kassierogers Said :
Kassierogers HA HA thats some funny shit
On April 18th 2008 D3G Said :
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lol
On April 18th 2008 salenafab Said :
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its funny
On April 18th 2008 kittykattykett Said :
kittykattykett lol
On April 18th 2008 lizyluvsyou Said :
lizyluvsyou *cough cough* copy....that wasnt even funny the first time i saw it......