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Johnny fucked the teacher

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One day little Johnny comes home one day from school and his mom asks him how his day was.
He replies, "Mom, today I had sex with the teacher!"
Immediately she was angry. She said, "just wait 'till your dad gets home, he's going to be very mad at you. Go to your room!"
So the boy goes to his room and finally his dad is home and comes up to the room. The boy tells his dad and the dad is proud of the boy.
"Great job son! How old are you 12? 13? How about we go down to the store and get that shiny red bicycle you wanted?"
So, they go to the store and the dad buys the bike for his son. Then he says, "well Johnny, do you want to ride the bike home?"
The boy answers, " No, that's okay Dad, My ass is still sore!"

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On May 25th 2008 privonne Said :
privonne wow
On May 17th 2008 justXpoppinXby Said :
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thats pretty fukin diskusting butstill kinda funny
On May 7th 2008 AdamGontier13 Said :
AdamGontier13 wow
On April 25th 2008 sonicfan283 Said :
sonicfan283 sorry...it's not that funny. Sorry.
On April 23rd 2008 analuna08 Said :
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that's fuckin' funny!!!!!
On April 20th 2008 caseysbaby13 Said :
caseysbaby13 FUNNY
On April 20th 2008 moosegurl01 Said :
moosegurl01 lol
On April 20th 2008 MISSASSY88 Said :
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PRETTY FUNNY
On April 20th 2008 deshanna13 Said :
deshanna13 oh wow!lmao
On April 20th 2008 allisonpaige92 Said :
allisonpaige92 AHAHAHA it took me a minute to really get it lmao he's gay
On April 19th 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster sort of the same to the joke about a kid's first time.
On April 19th 2008 XxbloodstainxX Said :
XxbloodstainxX LMFAO that's a good one. Why are the naughty kids always named Johnny?
On April 19th 2008 stitchchick92 Said :
stitchchick92 lol hopefully the dad isn't homophobic.
On April 18th 2008 b10nd3 Said :
b10nd3 lmao. that hilarious
On April 18th 2008 mdffhgfhgfghcg Said :
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hilarious
On April 18th 2008 ILOVEMYRASCALS Said :
ILOVEMYRASCALS omg it took me a little but i get it the teachers a dude
On April 18th 2008 kittykattykett Said :
kittykattykett holy $ h i t that's funny!
On April 18th 2008 ImmortalAngel4 Said :
ImmortalAngel4 i dont get it.....
On April 18th 2008 lizyluvsyou Said :
lizyluvsyou OMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFG. ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
On April 18th 2008 Jerrit72 Said :
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LMFAO THATS PRICELESS