Debbie with a frying pan.

A Man walks home from a long day at work only to get hit in the head with a frying pan by his wife.
In a Few hours, the man comes to, and he asks his wife, "What the f*ck was that all about?!"
His wife says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket that said Debbie with a phone number!"
The man explains" honey, that was my racehorse, Debbie! I went to the track yesterday and bet on her!"
The man's wife apologizes sincerely.
The next day, the man comes home from work to get a lamp broken on his head.
He says "what the f*ck was that for?!"

His wife says, "Your racehorse called!!!!!"