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Cinderella wanted to go to the ball one night, but she didn't have any tampons to use and she was on the rags. Her Fairy Godmother came to the rescue and turned a pumpkin next to Cinderella's house into a tampon. The Godmother says, "Now use the tampon, but be sure to get back home before midnight or it will turn back into a pumpkin, and that wouldn't be good." Cinderella agrees and leaves the house.

Midnight comes along...no Cinderella, 1am, 2am and 3am, still no Cinderella!

Finally, 5am rolls by and Cinderella waltzes through the door and the fairy godmother jumps up. "Where the hell have you been?!?" To which Cinderella replies, "I met this amazing guy, and well, before I knew it, we got into a serious bang session. His name was Peter Peter....."



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On November 2nd 2007 seb22 Said :
seb22 thanks i think tortuga. lmao
On November 2nd 2007 tortuga92 Said :
tortuga92 on he rag means on her period. dipshit.
On November 1st 2007 seb22 Said :
seb22 my friend told me this joke although im not aware of what 'on the rags' means i still think it's a good joke and come on, really im 13 and get this joke took me less than 5 seconds to get it you should get it to.
On November 1st 2007 pure0wn23 Said :
pure0wn23 her tampon turned into a pumpkin and peter peter thhe pumpkin eater! ate it.. get it?
On November 1st 2007 PurpelHaze14 Said :
PurpelHaze14 i dont gt it either
On November 1st 2007 AzalieUzumaki Said :
AzalieUzumaki omg lolz
On October 31st 2007 Pilot808 Said :
Pilot808 lol.
On October 31st 2007 katykills Said :
katykills OMG thats fucking funny
On October 31st 2007 jessiemae5399 Said :
jessiemae5399 I don't get it.......
On October 31st 2007 Snooky9e Said :
Snooky9e haha...thats good...