Blondes!!!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition.  The redhead wins and the brunette comes second.  However, there is no sign of the final contestant.

Hours and hours go by, causing concern and worry.  Just as everyone is losing hope, the blonde finally arrives.  The crowd is extremely happy and relieved to see her.  They embrace the young women as she comes ashore.  After all the excitement dies down, the blonde leans over to the judge and whispers " I hate to be a bad loser but I think those other girls used their arms!"