If you live in Chicago!

you live in Chicago.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they

don't  work there, you live in Chicago.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,you live in

Chicago.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Chicago.

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of  I-80 for the

weekend, you live in Chicago.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Chicago.

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back

again, you live in  Chicago.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging

blizzard without flinching, you live in  Chicago.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use

them, you live in Chicago.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,

you live in  Chicago.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --you're going 80 and

everybody is passing you, you live in Chicago.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled

with snow, you live in  Chicago.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and

road construction, you live in  Chicago.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live

in Chicago.

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Chicago.

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all

your Chicago friends & others, you live or have lived in Chicago.