WE WOULD BOTH STILL BE ALIVE

ONE DAY IN HEAVEN TWO BLONDES WERE WAITING TO SEE IF THEY GOT INTO HEAVEN AND THE FIRST BLONDA ASK THE 2ND BLONDE " HOW DID YOU DIE" SHE REPLIED "I FROOZE TO DEATH"

HOW DID YOU DIE THE 2ND BLONDE ASKED THE 1ST ONE " I HAD A HEATR ATTACK"

"I THOUGHT MY HUSBAND WAS CHEATING ON ME SO I RAN ALL AROUND THE HOUSE AND BY THE TIME I WAS DOEN I HAD A HEART ATTACK"

"OH SAID THE 2ND BLONDE IF YOU HAD LOOKED IN THE FREEZER WE WOULD BOTH BE ALIVE"