OLD MEN & SEX

ONE DAY TWO MEN WERE IN A NURSING HOME WHEN THE FIRST MAN LOOK TO THE SECOND MAN AND SAID "I HAVENT HAD SEX IN A WHILE AND THERE IS A WHORE HOUSE DOWN THE STREET, THE NURSE WOTN BE BACK TO CHECK ON US FOR AN HOUR DO YOU WANNA GO?"

THE SECOND MAN SAID "YEAH LETS HURRY"

SO THEY WENT TO THE WHORE HOUSE AND SAID TO THE OWNER TWO WOMAN PLEASE

THE OWNER SAID "SORRY ALL MY GIRLS ARE OUT, CAN YALL COEM BACK IN AN HOUR"

THE MAN SAID "NO WE CANT"

SO THE OWNER RAN UP STAIRS GOT TO BLOW UP DOLLS AND BUT CLOUTHS ON THEM AND PLACE THEM IN TWO SEPERATE ROOMS THE MEN WENT UP STAIRS AND INTO THE ROOMS

ABOUT THIRTY MINUTES LATER THE FIRST MAN WALKED OUT AND ASK HOW THE SECOND MANS SEX WAS AND HE REPLIED WITH "MAN THAT WAS GREAT I REALLY NEEDED THAT"

THE SECOND MAN ASKED THE FIRST MAN AND HE SAID " IT WAS GODD TIL I BIT HER TITTY SHE FARTED THEN FLEW OUT THE WINDOW"