10....9....
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. 'I'm afraid I have some very bad news,' the doctor says. 'You're dying, and you don't have much time left.' 'Oh, that's terrible!' says the man. 'How long have I got?' 'Ten,' the doctor says sadly. 'Ten?' the man asks. 'Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!' The doctor interrupts, 'Nine...'


