the kid who tried to learn his abc

a kindngardeners teacher told him to go home an learn an learn the first three letters of his abcs so he asked his mom an she was on the phone she said to the person she was on the phone with  shut the f***  up!!! u a**hole!! so he asked his sister what the second letter in the alphabet was she said make me u no good son of the b**** so then he went outside an asked the bum what the third letter of the alphabet was an he sang  i live in the dumpster i live in the dumpster. the next day when his teacher asked hiim for the three first letters of the alphabet she he  shut the f*** up!! u a**hole!!  an she said go to the principals office now!! an he said make me u no good son of a b****!!! an then the teacher said thats it where do u live tell me now!!! an he said "I LIVE IN THE DUMPSTER"" I LIVE IN THE DUMPSTER!!!"