q&a

FINALLY...THE SIX ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
          

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?

        A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

        Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

        A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

        Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

        A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Good year.

        Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

        A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

        Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

        A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

        AND:

        Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?

        A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.