THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Attached MessageTHE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the
English language.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,
forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit,
the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself
up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times
you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building
block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else.
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you
don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know
that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a
bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit
from some shit-head.
Well, Shit Happens!!!
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the
English language.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,
forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit,
the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself
up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times
you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building
block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else.
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you
don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know
that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a
bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit
from some shit-head.
Well, Shit Happens!!!
Please Login to post comments| On March 27th 2009 xDaniix6 Said: |
| Lol! SHIT RULES!!! |
| On December 14th 2008 skeeterdeiter Said: |
| thats some funny ass shit |
| On September 28th 2007 kassandra1995 Said: |
| haha shit this is some funny shit!!lol
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| On September 28th 2007 fallenbloodxxx Said: |
| lol. i think the most functional word in the engilsh language is fuck, if you think about it it can be used as almost everything in grammar, my dad had a paper about it,but i thikn he lost it... |
| On September 28th 2007 betyoucantgess Said: |
| shit thats funny |
| On September 28th 2007 betyoucantgess Said: |
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| lmao |
| On September 28th 2007 TJT12 Said: |
| This shit is funny as hell! Rofl |
| On September 28th 2007 deshanna13 Said: |
| this is some funny shit lmao |
| On September 28th 2007 monkey892 Said: |
| shit man thats hillarious
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| On September 28th 2007 HersheySoccer9 Said: |
| thats tooooo fuuunnnnnyyyyy!!!! xD |
| On September 28th 2007 ngan041992 Said: |
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| shyt that was funny |
| On September 27th 2007 xsarahx112233 Said: |
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| shit that was awsum much! |
| On September 27th 2007 peewee1990 Said: |
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| shit |
| On September 27th 2007 greg516 Said: |
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| Shit,.... it funny |
| On September 26th 2007 Nickp135 Said: |
| SHIT, that was hilarious. OOH shit. |
| On September 26th 2007 AzalieUzumaki Said: |
| damn this shit is funny! shit the guy who h8s it! shit its funneh! lolz shit yeah |
| On September 26th 2007 tswieberg Said: |
| No Shit, lmao. This joke is the shit. |
| On September 26th 2007 joabizz Said: |
| LOL!! thats was great!! wow,, SHIT that was funny!! |
| On September 26th 2007 sugardee44 Said: |
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| kool |
| On September 26th 2007 fhfhgngvnmaz Said: |
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| rofl this is bril |
| On September 26th 2007 MikeyLH Said: |
| One of my favorites. |
| On September 26th 2007 SexySan88 Said: |
| ** not |
| On September 26th 2007 SexySan88 Said: |
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| LOL... can't say it's ont true =0) |
