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Created: 09/24 2007
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SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW

SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW
>>'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000
>>AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN'
>>This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in
>>Philadelphia .
>>You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory
>>statement. One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the
>>country would be marching on this business and that the National Guard
>>might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back. But, perhaps in
>>these stressful times one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply
>>make their statement . .
>>We are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest
>>li berty. And after all, it is just a sign.
>>You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign?
>>
>>Answer: A Funeral Home
>>(Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)
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On April 3rd 2008 lostvampire09 Said: 
lostvampire09 sweet joke
On January 13th 2008 upyours911 Said: 
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On December 14th 2007 765433 Said: 
765433 nice one
On September 26th 2007 rlsanden Said: 
rlsanden Great Joke!
On September 26th 2007 Ssaasssssyyyyy Said: 
Ssaasssssyyyyy haha! That's legendary:)
On September 26th 2007 mrskritter Said: 
mrskritter nice joke
On September 26th 2007 joabizz Said: 
joabizz *great* lol
On September 26th 2007 joabizz Said: 
joabizz OMG!!!! grat joke!!
On September 24th 2007 susieq1552 Said: 
susieq1552 thats great