A Lot of Yo Mama Jokes

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Created(2-23-08)

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yo mama is so big, when she sits around her house she sits around the house
yo mama is so fat, when she steps on a scale it says, To Be Continued
yo mama is so ugly, when she worked at the bakery, they dipped her face in the batter to make animal crackers
yo mama's breath is so nasty that when she burps, her teeth have to duck
yo mama is so poor, burgulars break into her house and leave money
yo mama is so fat, when she dances the band skips
yo mama is so dirty, the roaches ride around in dune buggies
yo mama is so ugly, her mama had to tie a pork chop to her neck to make the dog play with her
yo mama is so smelly the government make her wear a biohazard warning
yo mama is so fat, she's got more chins than the hong kong phone book
yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
yo mama is so ugly, her shadow gave up
yo mama is so fat, her blood type is ragu (spagetti sauce)
yo mama is so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone
yo mama is so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked her face
yo mama so stupid, she studied for a drug test
yo mama is so fat, when she wears her bvds they spell "boulevard"
yo mama is so stupid, she was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday
yo mama so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up
yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar-powered flashlight
yo mama and daddy are so poor, they got married for the rice
yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo
yo mama is so fat that she went outside in a yellow raincoat and people yelled "taxi"
yo mama's car is so old, they stole the culb and left the car
yo mama is so fat, when god said let there be light he told her to stand out of the way first
yo mama is so ugly, your papa takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
yo mama is so old that when i told her to act her age, she died
yo mama is so short, she's got to slam-dunk her bus fair
yo mama is so fat, when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet, they had to install speed bumps
yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money
yo mama is so fat, when i swerved to avoid her in the street i ran out of gas
yo mama is so old, she owes jesus 3 bucks
yo mama is so fat, she has to get out of the car to change radio stations
yo mama's so big, that she climbed mt. fuji with one step
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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On February 24th 2008 geli01 Said :

	1/2 of these are already posted. but i like how u compiled them. and i like the one about how it takes her 2 hour to watch 60 minutes

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