the i wonder list

I wonder if mutts are considered by the pure breeds to be the trailer trash of the dog breeds.

I wonder what happened to the Indian who didn’t want to take a hit off the peace pipe, was he the one who was sent out to get the harmony munchies?

I wonder what would happen if I brought my friend Charlie to an army base.

I wonder why in this country we only like to help the homeless during the holidays, it’s like if a homeless person asks you for a dollar in the summer time, you better tell him to fuck off cause you’re not celebrating the savior today, then at the same time look down at your watch.

I wonder what would happen if a rabbit actually got him some trix, I tried as it turns out they love it.