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A Russian Guy

Views(125) Created(2-26-08) Category ( Men )

There was this Russian that didn't know how to speak english. So he goes to an oprea theater and learns how to say me me me.

Than he goes to a restuarent and learns how to say forks and knives.

Than he goes back to his hotel room and watches a T.V. commercial and learns how to say plug it in plug it in. Than a cop knocks on his door.

Cop: I am looking for a serial killer

Russian guy: me me me

Cop: how did u kill the guy

Russian: forks and knives

Cop: thats it your going to the electric chair

Russian: plug it in plug it in

 

Hope you liked my joke.



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On March 13th 2008 imnotgay90 Said :
imnotgay90 pretty sweet
On March 13th 2008 MonkeyLover115 Said :
MonkeyLover115 lmao i've heard this one so many times but i think it's funny every time i do lol :D
On March 3rd 2008 artemis2020 Said :
artemis2020 lol it doesn't have to be a Russian guy!
On March 1st 2008 fruitymangopea Said :
fruitymangopea lol nice thats funny!
On February 26th 2008 williamscott7 Said :
williamscott7 Gotta love the classics! lol
On February 26th 2008 tumblegrl1994 Said :
tumblegrl1994 lol I think I heard it before but I liked it :)
On February 26th 2008 Altoids2012 Said :
my picture
old... but ok
On February 26th 2008 PopChile Said :
PopChile lel thats a good one!