be like me

One day a boy came home one day with a bad report card. He showed his parents and they said, "Why can't you be exactly like your older brother." "Because I don't want to do the things he does." the boy. One day while walking pass his brother's bedroom he saw him having sex. So 2 days later when his parents were coming back home from the movies they saw the boy having sex. "What are you doing?" asked his mother shocked and horrifed. "Hey, you told me to be exactly like my big bro, and I'm doing it."

So next time you tell someone to be exactly like someone else...think about about it for a while.