How To Annoy Your Parents

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA! DNA!"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "IM STUPID"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mum/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, "I see dead people"...
13. At everything they say yell, "Liar"...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Slither everywhere......
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...
31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe...
32.Try and climb the wall...
33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly...
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
37.Eat your hair...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
39.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
40.When you shower or take a bath yell, "i'm drowning!!!"...
41.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...
42.pretend to have a pet unicorn and name it sparkles fantastic, ride your new unicorn around the house....
43.Wake them up in the middle of the night, and say that your going to be late for school.
44.When you come back from school, say "I thought that I would never see you again."
45.on your way to school say,"are we there yet?"....
46.run around on your lawn ocationaly triping on a ladybug....
47.swim around in your swimming pool and yell,"FIRE!"
48.EAT CANDY AND GO CRAZY!
49. WHEN THEY HAVE A PARTY,....TAKE THE CHIPS AND WALK AWAY!
50. SAY I NO WHERE YOU WERE LAST SUMMER!!
51.tape a flasliight on your bike, ride it around your neighborhood yelling,"the british are coming!"(sorry britian)...
52.try to read their mind....
53.try to tell the future saying,"you will go bald in 6 weeks.....
54.pretend to be a cat, sharpen your claws on the leather sofa...
55.REPEAT UR SELF OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.!.!.!.!.
56.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
57.Mow your lawn with scissors.
58.Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."