two men i heaven

Two men met in heaven. "What did you die of?" one asked the other.

"EXTREME COLD," he replied. "And what about you?"

"I came home from work and overhead my wife talking to a man.

In a jealous rage, I searched all over the house but I couldn't find anyone. I felt so guilty about my behavior that my heart failed."

"If you'd have thought to open the freezer," said the other man, "neither of us would be here."