Three cowboys
Created(3-3-08)
Category ( Dirty )
three dusty cowboys wondered into a local bar the bartender said to each of them, I bet I can tell where you're from just by the dirt under your boots. If I can't guess, I will give you free drinks for a year. Well the three were mighty thirsty and all three agreed. the first one plopped his boots up on the bar. The bartender lifted the boots and sniffed the soles. He took a bit of dirt and tasted it, looking intently at the guy he stated, "You're from Texas!" the guy was totally floored, "How did you do that?" the bartender said, "Trade secret can't devulge my talents!" The second guy took his boots off and walked over to the bar. While he was walking over, the third one leaned over to the first, "There is no way that bartender is going to know where I am from, I just bought these boots yesterday!" The second got to the bar and the bartender did the same to the second only he said, "You are from Colorado" The second one just walked away shaking his head. The third one walked up to the bar with confidence. He plopped his boots down on the counter with a sly grin. The bartender did the same as the other two, and with out hesitation said, "You are from Montana!" The third one's jaw dropped, "Now how did you do that, I just bought these boots yesterday, there is no way you could have guessed by just the dirt!" The bartender said, I thought so, I see some wool is still caught in your zipper!"
*Montana where the men are men and the sheep run scared!*
| On March 16th 2008 nightangelgale Said : | |
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