The Guys and the Gay Cop

So there's 3 guys in a car, 2 americans, and 1 asian. A gay cop pulls them over and says "I'll measure you guys' penises. If they measure 14 inches, you can go without a ticket". So they measure the first guy, he gets 5 inches. They measure the other, he gets 7 inches. They measure the asian and he gets 2 inches. When they are driving, the asian says "you guys are SOOOO lucky I was horny!"