timmy's train

Little Timmy was in the living room playing with his choo-choo train and train track having a great old time...and as he was pushing along his train and slowing down he starts to say, CHOO-CHOO..CHOO-CHOO..train stopping, OK all you motherfuckers wanting to get off the train, get off the train, all you motherfuckers wanting to stay on the train, stay on the train..and all you motherfuckers wanting to board the train, board the train... he continued...CHOO-CHOO..

from the kitchen his mother had heard him and came rushing to the living room and yelled at him..TIMMY!! WHAT did you just say??? You don't talk like that Timmy! Those are very bad words!! You take a time out and go to the corner and stay there. 15 minutes later she comes and checks on Timmy..and asks, Timmy, did you think about what you said?? Yes mommie he replies. She asks, you know it's bad what you said right? Yes mommie. Ok then you can go ahead and play with your train again.

Timmy walked over to his train track and picked up his train and started to play with it again...as he rolled it down the track he started to say, CHOO-CHOO, CHOO-CHOO...train stopping, OK all you motherfuckers wanting to get off the train, get off the train, all you motherfuckers wanting to stay on the train, stay on the train..and all you motherfuckers wanting to board the train, board the train...AND all you mother fuckers complaining about the 15minute delay blame the bitch in the kitchen!