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Blonde joke

Views(503) Created(3-31-07) Category ( Blonde )

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"


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On May 13th 2007 Etain13McCloud Said :
Etain13McCloud WHOA funny
On April 1st 2007 chrissey08h2 Said :
chrissey08h2 omg hahahaha thats so funny! good job woot woot
On March 31st 2007 kaylaOND Said :
kaylaOND ive heard thaT 1 a million times..i tell it to erry one...erry on in my hood knos that joke GEEZ!!!
On March 31st 2007 FamousOne777 Said :
FamousOne777 i already posted this but still funny
On March 31st 2007 FamousOne777 Said :
FamousOne777 hahah
On March 31st 2007 SylviaBetts Said :
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Thats funny
On March 31st 2007 manda43522 Said :
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omg that is soo old. sorry but get some new material
On March 31st 2007 frogsblood519 Said :
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Ya,that joke is WAY too old to be told now
On March 31st 2007 mage711 Said :
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nice
On March 31st 2007 JBABYYANGELGRL Said :
JBABYYANGELGRL ha thats funny.i've never heard it !!!
On March 31st 2007 sal05 Said :
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funny
On March 31st 2007 THRASHdrummer Said :
THRASHdrummer THATS SOOOOO OLD