the falling plane

there were 5 ppl in a plane(the pilot,george bush,the smartes dude in the world,the pope,a boy scout) which was going down n there was only 4 parachutes so the pilot saz i shud take the 1st parachute cuz m a pilot n i have a lot of planes i need to fly b4 i die so he takes it n then the smarted dude in the world saz i shud take the 2nd parachute cuz theres a lot of think that i need to discover b4 i die n then george bush  saz i shud take the 3rd parachute cuz im the leader of the free world n i cant die now so he takes it n jumps then the pope saz to the boy scout u take the parachute, ive lived a long life now u need to live ur too!! n the boy scout saz george bush took my backback!!