funny shit

there were once 3 guys stuck on a desserted island n there was only one piece of blongi lef so one guy said lets cut it in 3 pieces n the other 2 dudes went no fucking way bro!!! n they said lets all go to sleep n when we wake up whoever has the best dream gets the last piece of bologni!!!  they all agreed.

 the next morning they wake up n the first guy said i dreamt of 100 fine naked ladies in front of me!!! the second guy saz i dreamt of 1000 fine naked ladies in front of me!!! n the 3rd dude saz i dreamt of 3 naked sausages in front of me n the other guys sad 3 naked sausages!! yes sad the third guy n they were singning yankie doodle went to town ridin on a ponny while u bitches were asleep i ate all the left bologni!!!