A Parents worst fears

Why Parents STRESS!!

 A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished
to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was
picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up
prominently on the pillow that was addressed to
"Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the
envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
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Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I
wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been
finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all
her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and
the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's
not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said
that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter.  We share a dream of having many more
children.  Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.   We'll be
growing it for
ourselves and trading it with the other people that
live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime
we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry
Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that
you can get to know your grandchildren.        
           Love, Your Son John
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PS.  Dad, none of the above is true.  I'm over at
Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
things in life than the report card that's in my
center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe
to come home.