A fairy tale for girls

    This is the fairy tale that we should have been reading when we were
    little girls...

    A Princess.....

    Once upon a time, In a land far far away, a beautiful, independent,
    self-assured princess
    happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the
    shores of a pure
    and totaly unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

    The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:  Elegant Lady, I was
    once a handsome
    prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.  One kiss from you,
    however,and I will
    turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet,
    we
    can marry and
    set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can
    prepare
    my meals,
    clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy
    doing so.

    That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog
    legs seasoned in a
    white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:

    I don't freakin' think so!