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Clinton Joke

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Heaven's Clocks!
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> A man died and went to heaven.  As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
> pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.  He asked St.
> Peter, "What are all those clocks?"
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> St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.  Everyone on Earth has a
> Lie-clock.  Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
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> "Oh," said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
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> "That's Mother Teresa's.  The hands have never moved, indicating that she
> never told a lie."
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> "Incredible," said the man.  "And whose clock is that one?"
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> St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.  The hands have
> moved twice, telling that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
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> "Where's Bill Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
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> "Clinton's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan..."

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