BLONDEES

 JUST WHEN I THINK I'VE HEARD THE BEST BLONDE JOKE
> EVER, ALONG COMES ONE LIKE THIS.   
>   A blonde heard that milk baths would make her
> beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave
> 25 gallons of milk. 
> When the milkman read the note, he felt there must
> be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5
> gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the
> point . 
> The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I
> found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of
> milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" 
> The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to
> fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so
> I can look young and beautiful again. 
> " The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" 
> The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can
> splash it on my eyes." 
>